Allocate, n: A cockney expression of greeting to one’s good friend Catherine
Colonialism, n: A condition in which a certain part of your large intestines exerts control over the rest of your bowels
Comeuppance, n: Punishment for those who ride elevators incorrectly
Confusion, n: The process of melting two or more inmates together
Disgorge, v: To carve out a narrow ravine, and then fill it back in
Dispensation, n: The feeling you get when you suspect your writing utensil has been stolen
Encumber, v: To bestow too many pickles upon someone
Fatalism, n: The belief that it is one’s destiny to be overweight
Haggle, n: A group of ugly or evil-looking old women
Ineffable, adj: Incapable of being described by a certain 4-letter word
Profile, adj: Favoring the legalization of the arrangement of documents
Prognosticate, v: To clear one’s sinus cavities in the grossest way possible
Punish, adj: Sort of like a humorous use of a word with two or more meanings
Remember, v: To rotate the individuals of your social group
Rhinestone, n: A colorless imitation of a large, thick-skinned mammal with horns
Success, n: The desirable outcome when your Boba Tea tapioca balls become lodged in your straw
Wimple, n: The type of acne found on the skin of weak, ineffectual persons
Zealous, adj: To be suspicious of the advantages of the alphabet’s ultimate letter
Zucchini, n: A two-piece bathing suit usually worn to wild-animal parks